Why is water so wet?

when it rains you can bet

I’ll get horribly wet

it would go down my neck

my eyes  would get foggy

my socks would get soggy

because water is horribly wet.

I like  to swim in a lake  or the sea

and its, good in a nice cup of tea

and it’s tasty in bear

but sadly I fear

It’s water, and still very wet.

If I go out again

for a walk in the rain.

Under a thundery sky

I,ll try to stay dry.

I’ll take out my brolly

to stop getting soggy,

Because water is horribly wet.

W. R. Turner,